I don't care about the Oscars and I never will. I'm just trying to stack money and not get killed.

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Everyday we trust people not to kill us.

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"To the lobsters in the kitchen of the Titanic, the ship sinking must have seemed like a miracle."

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Credit to http://imgur.com/user/cAPSLOCKITANDDROPIT

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Why be nice when I'm so mean, couldn't play for the Lakers so I bought the whole team.

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Do I have a car, silly question, no lie, why have a car when I'm so fly.

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"The universe is so big, the difference in your locations is a rounding error." - Tim Mensch

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A lemon is not a naturally occurring fruit. It is actually bred from a sour orange and a citron... The sour orange itself being bred from a pomelo and mandarin. In other words, life didn't give us lemons, we gave life lemons.

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For every guy playing in the Super Bowl, there are 50 kids at home gunning for your spot.

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Goals are expensive, will you sacrifice for yours?

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Don't throw away dollars to chase pennies.

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Website that let's users post anything in a continuous stream. Will it be awesome or horrible? The internet will decide.

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